Can I have a little kiss?
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God damn these flowers taste so good
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excuse me sir we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
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“I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdoned with glorious porpouse!”
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Scam, gamble, quit.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”
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I’ll attain the speed of light faster than NASA
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I want to talk to the manager.
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You’ll need a wife like Nasa first.
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I wonder how do i use the green screen
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Demons and nether and stuff 
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Hello m’lady *tips fedora*
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if you are looking for my money i will look with you
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