Drop items on self (commercial)

kikopower · June 13, 2022, 1:51pm

Hello everyone… Yes I still follow this game but the current state is pitiful.

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Having trouble dropping items?

2 feet 2 far 2 deep into the next dimension that you’re picking up the items you just dropped?

Is your 4head too blind to notice that a soil block is preventing you from completing simple actions that a 8 month old baby can perform?

I present to you… Dropping items on self!

A refreshing twist on the classic feature, this all in one package guarantees that you will be organized as well as have enough space, ability, temperament, and mental capacity to drop your items in the smallest cramped places that your puny existence will ever exist in.

In your closet? Yes. Your room? Sure. Under the sink? Definitely. In the trash? Indeed Those 1x1 tiles will never know what hit them.

But what if you want your items back but are doomed by this boundless eternity? Not to worry!

Just hit yourself in the face, literally! Because there’s nothing more soul crushing than hitting oneself out of pure despair. The laws of this universe are absolute yet merciful to no end. The world shall return only your materialistic wealth to your ever present dimensional storage without any additional costs or hidden fees!

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