Ask me anything for bad advice

ask me thingz
i will give you advice(but bad)

How to cook an omelette :fried_egg:

dont.
if you really need to here step by step:
1: buy omelette
2:choke eating and die
3:ask God for omelette, since i learned from my religion teacher in heaven anything you want happens
pro tip:pray alot and do much good things before trying
pro tip 2:dont try, if anyone takes this serious, get help.

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now i wonder if you really tried that… i am scared

anyways guys gonna sleep will respond at morning

How do I hide a body

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A kid escaped my basement what do i do

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I already solved that problem I just need to figure out what to do with the body

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My Grandma got a good garlic butter steak bites recipe, that should help

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how to cure cancer

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(Low effort meme, spent 2 minuted making it >:D)

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You dont

(20 charectatterssss

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eat it. i tried. nobody found

release other kids to find that kid

kill the cancer patient. cancer dies with them

still funny! :smiley:
(20 characters)

What do I do when the body in my fridge smiles back

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smile back, wish a nice day. maybe ask them out for a date. marry and have 3 kids. die aging

Ok thanks :+1:

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np. i tried totally working. but i cant see or move anywhere after i smiled dunno why so thats a side effect